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One day, Mullanimal and Wellboy were up in de Comeraghs fishin for de auld luncheon fish. Not many people know dis but red lead comes from de luncheon fish. It is a sausage shaped luminous pink fish that only exists in the corrie lakes of the Comeragh mountains.
Artist's Impression of de Luncheon Fish (not actual size)
No wan knows how de hell dey got dayer but anyway...
De lads were fishin' away and were doin' well, they had caught about 85,000 of dem in 16 minutes or so, enough to fill about 3 blaas, they're tweenchy... so anyway they were fishing away mindin' their own business when suddenly, it was like a total eclipse of de sun...
Suddenly a Mighty Craic descended upon them as they were fishing... little did they know this was the bog of the great giant Mahon boy!
Mullanimal faces his doom as the Mighty Craic descends...
To make tings worse de craic done a big raspberry which filled the entire area
with a stink that has never been smelt before or since! Mullanimal, knowing what
was next, (remember a fart is a message from the brain that ha ha is on the next
train), decided, feck dis and cast his line into the unsuspecting tackle
adjoined to the mighty craic...the giant arse retracted and a rumbling was
heard... next minutes instead of an arse a face appeared, it wasn't much
different only the air that came from the cake hole in the face was even more
more stink den dat of de udder end.
The Giant's Udder End
Mullanimal shouted to Wellboy, run ye bollix. The giant blew Wellboy off of his
feet, and sent him flying into de rocks where he lost consciousness (nothing to
do with the rock, but the smell of death off de giant's stinky gob). Mullanimal
using de power of his own arse flew off like Superdan and the giant took chase,
they passed over de mountains, flew down the Suir valley, headed for sea, but
still the Giant followed. They went under water, over cliffs and flew around de
metal man and still he followed until they eventually made it back into the city
until both stood facing one another down by Reginald's tower.
Mullanimal and the giant had a stand off... Mullane hovered and reached for his
hurl, the Giant turned his back and exposed his Mighty Craic (it was fairly
hairy)... suddenly the giant began to sqeeze but Mullanimal being the quick
thinking animal he is whacked a steel ball that was lying around on the docks,
but it rebounded off of de broadness of the giant's amazing rear end.
The giant unleashed his power sending a giant wave towards the county...
Mullanimal was blown a mile back and was pinned to the tower but using de power
of the luncheon fish freed himself.
Mullanimal gets pinned
He then took aim again and fired another ball and this time it hit the bulls eye
or rather the giants you know what.
The giant recoiled and shouted Micheál (or maybe it was me hole?)!!!
No sooner had it happened the giant begin to expand like a beach ball expandin and expandin as if his arse wasn't big enough already...
He grew and grew and grew until something just had to give... eventually the ball flew out of his bum and got wedged in the side of Reginald's Tower (it is still there to this day... tis called Reginald's wilnot) and the Giant flew into orbit. And that is the last anyone has ever seen the giant or his giant hairy backside.
De end.