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The Deise Dictionary Two Tew

is the second instalment in a series of books inspired by the daily gowlbaggin' on UpTheDeise.com…
With over 250 new entries ‘tis bursting with choice words and phrases such as: Knucks, On de doss, Figary, L.O.B., Louzer, As cute as cut-de-bags, Ocksters, Roadeens, Slap arse lane, T-Tees, and Youssir tew name but a few...

‘Tis dirt chaype, so if ye haves a few bob tew yer name, make shapes an' buy de book neow! I hopes dat you enjoys it as much as the the layarge bohhels I drank while puttin’ it all tewgeddar and if ye don’t like it, shur ye could always use it for bog roll, but be warned, the pages are like the Waterford Hurlers i.e. rough, tough, and take no crap!!!

BUY ONLINE FOR ONLY €8 with FREE delivery!!!
Alternatively send a cheque for 10 euro, with your name, address and the book you wish to purchase to:
UpTheDeise Enterprises, Shangan, Butlerstown, Co. Waterford.

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The Deise Dictionary of Waterford Slang (boy!)...

is the definitive guide to Waterford Slang containing over 170 entries. Each entry is carefully explained, and includes examples of how it should be used in everyday conversation in Waterford boy!

“Well boy! I fired a chynie from me gallybander at de shellakybooky on dat yungwan’s blaa, but I feckin well missed an’ she et it anyhow, de feckin daw. I won’t be bummin de dogs end now boy, I’d say it tastes cat! She’ll have de scutters layter boy, I’n telling ye now!”

Stop dawdlin' an buy dis book to find out what de above paragraph means (unless yer from de Déise, in which case ye should buy it anyway 'cos das de why!) 'Tis de original an' best Waterford Slang reference ever an' I really hopes ye enjoy it as I spent at layste wan whole hour puttin’ it all togedder boy.

BUY ONLINE FOR ONLY €7 with FREE delivery!!!
Alternatively send a cheque for 10 euro, with your name, address and the book you wish to purchase to:
UpTheDeise Enterprises, Shangan, Butlerstown, Co. Waterford.